divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

(via straightupnayasexual)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(Source: sidethots, via dead-lifts)

,,

Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via morichols)

  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

(via morichols)

tonedgoals:

kkatkkrap:

winterinthetardis:

#firefox is experiencing a problem with windows

DAT CAPTION THO

I can’t. like I really just cannot 

(Source: theatredreams, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

(Source: jahdivision-deactivated, via littlenormandy)

eternal-adamnation:

Britain: a summary

(via littlenormandy)

princessjess7:

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

howchels-seesit

(Source: xylemphone)

erens-jaeger-bombs:

it’s so frustrating when your fic ideas are bigger than your writing abilities 

(via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

terahertz:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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(via howchels-seesit)