Jade the Manatee

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ms-golightly:

rachelvlehcar:

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Everyone else has these adorable laughs and then you get to Lea. She sounds like an insane person laughing over doing something really bad.

(via swaans)

amongtheglee:

‘here’s what you missed on gl-‘

I DIDNT MISS IT

YOU’RE WASTING VALUABLE MINUTES

(via san-britt)

  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
  • Apostle: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
GET ON YOUR KNEES RENEGADE ! 
Also bad news for my exams: my brother bought Halo 3. 

GET ON YOUR KNEES RENEGADE ! 

Also bad news for my exams: my brother bought Halo 3. 

An asshole in an asshole, no matter how small.

Normal being VS Tumblr user

  • Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
  • Me: Final seasons.
  • Me: Post-concert depression.
  • Me: When there's no food.
  • Me: Fictional characters dying.
  • Me: Hipster blogs.
  • Me: Crying over bands.
  • Me: When ships aren't canon.
  • Friend: ....
  • Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
  • Person: what's your biggest fear?
  • Me: season finales