reminder: ferguson and palestine are still happening and are still important even though there’s less attention being paid to them right now
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif