i have a student named hermione it has begun
this morning she apologised “on behalf of the class” for wasting “your time, and our time, too”. she is ten.
raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok
- Person: How do lesbians have sex?
- Me: The question is how do they stop.