tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

(Source: katiebishop, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

the-troyler-phan:

infinityonbands:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

I agree with this ^ this deserves to be on everyone’s blog

I love how everytime I reblog this the picture is different and just gets better and better!

(Source: mlghaxor, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

(Source: sadspockpanda, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

itssimplysam23:

officialunitedstates:

how sad does their life have to be for someone to make a nash grier fan blog

I’d bet my unshaven arm hair that it’s ran by Nash himself.

(via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

freakcreep:

I love her

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(Source: ohawkguy, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

helllohartbig:

hunnnnie:

I swear to GOD I am going to fucking fuck her omg

basically, yes

(Source: ohstewarts, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(via mianaya)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist, via mianaya)

(Source: mrgloss, via sararye)

hart2hartsquared:

mckinnna:

mamrieplease? 

YAAASSSS!!

(via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

(via elementgirl10)